Archive for January, 2007

Mary-Kate Olsen: Beverly Hills Yeti

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Mary-Kate OlsenIf Mary-Kate Olsen is serious about not wanting her photo taken, then she should leave the Abominable Snowman coat and witch boots back at the igloo.

The petite press-shy princess dropped her usual haute homeless couture to introduce the latest in Eskimo chic, and hid her face from paparazzi in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

Can you blame her? Who in her right mind wants to be photographed looking like an Antarctic streetwalker?

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Katie Holmes Upgrades, Ditches Posh

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Katie Holmes: Click to watchThe Bride of Cruisenstein ditched her Miami retiree look and threw on a breathtaking frock for Paris Fashion Week.

Holmes looked positively stunning at the Armani show last night in an off-the-shoulder light green number and ditched BFF Posh to enjoy the show with the likes of Cate Blanchett and Rachel McAdams, who was adorably giddy over boyfriend Ryan Gosling’s Oscar nom.

But last night in Paris, all eyes were on Katie.

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PoshKat Invades Paris

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

A-list wives Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes took their BFF love tour to the City of Lights.
Posh and Katie
The ladies, dressed in basic black, caused a flashbulb frenzy on Tuesday as they arrived for the opening of a new Armani store in Paris. The emaciated and fashionable Posh sported an au courant bubble-shaped dress, while Katie donned the latest in AARP chic, in what appears to be one of Bea Arthur’s “Golden Girls” funeral scene castoffs.

Katie still has a ways to go before her Operating Thetan level reaches Fashionista stage.

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Sharon Stone’s Peek-a-Boobs

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Sharon Stone: Click to watchStone just loves showing off her mountains.

The aging blonde was braless at the Ivy on Tuesday, wearing a black shirt that turned see-through in the glare of camera flashes.

The Razzies just nominated her “lopsided breasts” for Worst Screen Couple in “Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction.” Perhaps the petrified Stone was just trying to get them some more positive PR.

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Spittin’ Avril Gets Boned

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Perennially pissed pop singer Avril Lavigne strolled into the swanky Mr. Chow eatery last night, and it seems that the cranky blonde can’t get enough of the death look.
Avril Lavigne gets boned
The Canadian phlegm spewer displayed her obsession for pirates, with skull and crossbones plastered on both her clothing — and her ride.

Avril Lavigne gallery: Click to launch photosThe paparazzi were just happy that the newlywed loogie-hocker wasn’t in a spitting mood.

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