Calling all stylists! Would you please help this poor child?

Kelly Clarkson was spotted leaving Nobu sushi restaurant in New York last night, looking less like an American Idol and more like a Moscow middle school student sent in search of herring.

Dasvidanya, baby!

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One of the people below is Kelly Clarkson.

Sporting a haircut usually reserved for 12-year-olds, Clarkson’s undergone an image make-under during her time away from touring. Here she’s seen being fondled by a bastardized Muppet from Broadway’s “Avenue Q.”

Where’s the hottie we rocked out to with “Since U Been Gone” gone?

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Kelly Clarkson Grammy Winner- Gold & Black Chandelier earrings.

Black Crystals Chandelier earrings for only $24.00 at SparklesForever.com

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